Month: July 2022

Fridges and Maintenance

‘How exactly are we going to get that home?’ I asked, glancing at the massive fridge my husband was pointing at excitedly. ‘Just chuck it in the back!’ he said, excitedly. ‘It’s a hatchback, Harold,’ I shook my head. ‘Not a time machine.’ ‘A time machine?’ he frowned. ‘How would a time machine help in …

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The Flower Festival

This week marks the opening of Australia’s annual Flower Festival. I’ve been going every year since I was a small child, and I still find it enjoyable. This year, I’m finally old enough to compete in the adult’s section of the competition, since in previous years I was forced to compete with the teens. Although …

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Braking On Hold

‘Are you still on hold?’ my wife frowned, shutting the door behind her and dropping her car keys in the bowl. I grimaced at her and nodded, afraid that if I spoke I would miss the person who answered the call and they would immediately hang up on me. ‘Jason, I was gone for three …

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My First Clothes

It’s part three of my AMA, which means I guess it’s time to start getting into the nitty-gritty details. I suppose if you’re still here, you are probably already aware of who I am and what my business is, but in the event that you are not, let me explain. I founded a luxury designer …

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Thoughts About Cars

Driving can be a lot of fun when you know where you’re going. When you know exactly what route you have to take, and where to turn, and where to stop at the lights and whatnot, it means you can relax and focus on the road directly in front of you rather than think about …

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Spy School Three

The day I was accepted into the spy academy was one of the happiest days of my life. I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do after high school, but my grades were always in the top percentile and I had done a lot of extracurricular activities, which helped me stand out. The academy actually …

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Awesome Break Repairs

Well, I had a feeling this would happen. I was hoping I could get back to my exciting life of novel writing, but here I am doing something perfectly normal again. Writing a blog post – how trite. I used to do this a lot, but then I got into my novel writing and now …

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