‘Frightfully sorry, chaps,’ I called out as I stepped into the lecture hall, quickly taking off my jacket and laying it over the back of my chair at the front of the class. The din of talking students died down slightly, then more and more as I swivelled my attention onto the classroom. ‘Got caught …
I just moved to a new warehouse and have discovered so many new problems that I was not made aware of before moving! I thought it was a beautiful new modern warehouse but it turns out the real estate agent was lying to me this whole time. He had covered up a bunch of different …
Let me tell you a story. It is a bit of a silly story, but let me assure you that it is completely true. Okay, maybe it isn’t completely true, but it is mostly true. Anyway, this story is about a friendly duck named Feathers and his quest to get more work for the Glass …
Dirk had hoped to never see Madeline again. She’d ripped his heart out, after all. Even if it had allowed him to finally see her for the monster she really was, it had still hurt like hell. Seeing her here of all places brought that pain swiftly back. “Well, Dirk, I certainly didn’t expect to …
After a long night of talking to the people he despised the most, Dirk needed to get the gross taste out of his mouth. Admittedly, the actual taste in his mouth was one that danced along his tastebuds, given the quality of the gala’s food. He hadn’t tasted anything so good since before the Collapse. …
Lorenzo tossed the night-vision binoculars into his car and practically leapt into the driver’s seat. He shoved the key in the ignition and turned, only for a horrible silence to follow. He turned the key again and again with no luck whatsoever, only then realising that the indoor light of the vehicle must have drained …
‘How exactly are we going to get that home?’ I asked, glancing at the massive fridge my husband was pointing at excitedly. ‘Just chuck it in the back!’ he said, excitedly. ‘It’s a hatchback, Harold,’ I shook my head. ‘Not a time machine.’ ‘A time machine?’ he frowned. ‘How would a time machine help in …
This week marks the opening of Australia’s annual Flower Festival. I’ve been going every year since I was a small child, and I still find it enjoyable. This year, I’m finally old enough to compete in the adult’s section of the competition, since in previous years I was forced to compete with the teens. Although …
‘Are you still on hold?’ my wife frowned, shutting the door behind her and dropping her car keys in the bowl. I grimaced at her and nodded, afraid that if I spoke I would miss the person who answered the call and they would immediately hang up on me. ‘Jason, I was gone for three …
It’s part three of my AMA, which means I guess it’s time to start getting into the nitty-gritty details. I suppose if you’re still here, you are probably already aware of who I am and what my business is, but in the event that you are not, let me explain. I founded a luxury designer …