Hardware Store Bucket

“Hey, Harvey,” said the bucket. “Pick me up and take me on all your adventures!” Ordinarily, Harvey would have questioned how a bucket could possibly be talking to him, but at this point, he’d decided not to wonder anymore. After all, it was probably just the will of the narrator to make a sentient bucket, …

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Expert Plastering Witness

‘Janet!’ I called out into the office hallway, whipping off my glasses and rubbing the bridge of my nose. ‘Janet, where the hell are the Peterson memos?’ ‘Peterson?’ Janet asked with a frown, stepping into my office with her trust clipboard. ‘Yes, yes, Peterson,’ I repeated, annoyed. ‘We need them for the deposition on Thursday …

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Bad Bathtub News

‘I can’t believe it,’ I groaned, staring at the x-ray. My doctor, a young man with entirely too much hair, smiled at me. ‘It’s quite treatable, Ms. Sanchez,’ he said politely. ‘You got quite lucky, considering—’ ‘Considering what?’ I scowled. ‘Considering your advanced age,’ he said firmly. ‘Let’s not beat around the bush, Ms. Sanchez …

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Office Genius

Dirk could feel himself struggling, his eyes trying to force themselves shut, the body desperate to recharge. He couldn’t let it. Not until he got home. And yet, despite his exhaustion, he simply wasn’t ready to let go yet. Through the thick fog of tiredness, Dirk searched for a solution. Eventually, he found it. It …

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Property Problems

A man with curly blond hair slammed down a box of files down on his desk, jolting the brunette beside him awake. “I cannot believe I have been assigned to the Sandringham relocation. This is outrageous. It’s unfair. All because our boss has it out for me! It’s ridiculous!” Groggily, the woman sat up and …

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House Building Rivalry

This is the story of a man named Harvey. Harvey worked a somewhat exciting job down on the Mornington Peninsula, renting shacks down by the beaches of Dromana. No two days were the same for Harvey, but there was a common thread across all of them. You see, ever since Harvey opened his beach shack …

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The Plane Service

My feet hammered against the hillside as I sprinted away from the crumbling temple behind me, the hollering of Crowley’s men echoing closer and closer as they quickly realised I’d made it out of their trap alive. ‘Start the plane!’ I shouted at the top of my lungs to Raul, my pilot, sitting casually in …

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Not In Production

From about year ten onwards, I knew that I wanted to work in video production. I had always been fascinated by television and movies. I remember watching the movie about the boy who was a wizard when I was really young, maybe seven years old, and I thought that every time we turned on the …

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